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[Feb. 23rd, 2007|07:36 pm] |
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| odd Phone calls |
[Feb. 9th, 2007|06:32 pm] |
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Curious - Is anyone else getting strange phone calls?.
Today the home phone has rung twice and when i answer i get a femal recorded voice saying "Thank you for calling, a representative will be with you shrotly". The first time i just hung up, the second time i waited and then after the message the caller hung up...
Anyone else getting these calls? i have no idea what they are all about but they are certainly pissing me off.
I don't have caller ID and when i do that whole *10# thing i don't get anything. |
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| bofty |
[Jan. 29th, 2007|09:33 pm] |
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Happy Birthday Spamella, they say that your'e bofty
Acch hhcckk bacchhkk acchhkkk I send you special cake made of SPAM
check it out fo real dawg!! |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 21st, 2007|11:07 am] |
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Normally i stick to sleeping on one side of the bed and its usually the side closest to the door... you can read into this as much as you like. Recently i made the change and decided to sleep in the middle of the bed.... i feel so liberated!
So at the moment anyone can view this journal and i can't for the life of me rememeber what i have written in here, i mean it has been over 3 years now..so no doubt i have bitched about you on more than one occasion. I'm not about to go back and lock all my posts because this is where i come to vent.... so if you are offended by something, let me know and i'll remove it otherwise it was just how i was feeling at the time. |
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| Lessons - will i ever learn? |
[Jan. 19th, 2007|04:27 pm] |
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| |  embarrassed | ] |
Today’s lesson
Lesson 1:1
Don’t wear a white shirt again.…ever.. yes ever…That’s right ever.
Obviously you weren’t paying attention when attending the lecture “Don’t wear a white shirt 1:0:1” last week, or the prerequisite course that we saw you sneak out early from on Monday.
Fact: White shirts do not agree with you, at no stage in the foreseeable future will this proven fact change.
Any time that you should challenge this theory by wearing a white shirt; will result in disaster, embarrassment, humiliation and excess laundry.
Accept this as fact and wear a different coloured shirt.
Lesson 1:2
Whilst we appreciate that physics was not your strong point in school, it’s imperative we bring to your attention the Amontons-Coulomb law of friction which followed on from Newtown’s first law of friction that we are certain had already been discussed on your first day.
To remind you he law clearly states:
Should you forget your washing on the line and be reduced to wearing your last resort; shiny, slippery blue underwear underneath lose cotton brown pants - the undisputable result will involve constantly flashing your knickers to anyone within a 1 metre radius. This unfortunate outcome is evidenced by the theory that the slippery fabric of the underwear will act similar to a liquid lubricant which will in turn repel the cotton pants, and due to gravitational pull, will cause them to slip down towards the ground at a rate of 1 centimetre per minute.
To reduce the impact of Amontons-Coulomb’s law we suggest the following:
Replace the cotton pants with something tighter as this will negate the gravitational pull.
Replace the underwear with a non slip fabric – overcoming the lubrication issue.
or
safety pin the cotton pants to the offending underwear until one of the more suitable methods above can be applied. We do advise caution if this option is chosen. If the gravitational pull is particularly strong the end result may be the movement of both cotton pants and slippery underwear in a downward direction leaving nothing but your bare ass. |
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| strange body |
[Jan. 12th, 2007|10:22 am] |
So on the train this morning I got a seat at Central and pulled out my book.
All of the sudden I couldn’t really see the words to be able to read.. it was like I had little blind spots and I had to keep moving the book to read around the spots and read the words over and over… and everything around me went bright like it was lit up with fluorescent lights. And then it started to go weird, like my whole left side of my body and face felt numb and I kept poking at my cheek to try and feel it… and jigging my leg up and down.
Then I got that sensation, like when you get up too quick and it goes a bit black and you feel light headed… and i did the heavy breathing to get a bit of oxygen in and then it all passed within about 3 minutes..
What the hell is all THAT about!. Got in to work, ate and drank some water and now my head just feels a bit odd. |
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| celebrations |
[Jan. 8th, 2007|02:31 pm] |
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Hokay people, I have been convinced that yes, i will only turn 30 once.. even if i don't see the need to make a big deal of it.
So keep Saturday 3rd Feb free for some celebrations.
Not sure if it is going to be dinner at a restaurant and then move on for drinks at a bar in Newtown area or a cocktail party at home.. so stay tuned.
I may just have to take you all to Asakusa for Japanese as a tribute to Spam who's birthday is the day before mine. |
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| The Laide |
[Jan. 3rd, 2007|05:33 pm] |
So until the recent trip back to Adelaide, I hadn’t really thought about turning 30 at the end of the month.
Not concerned about the whole getting old bizzo, actually looking forward to moving on from the 20’s.
The fam, of course, have different views including: “your starting to look old”, “when are you going to settle down” “when are you moving back home” “you know it’s different for women, they need to start a family early” “you can’t keep flitting your life away” “why don’t you wear more skirts”
The comments have always been there and I joke about them which bugs the fam… just seems that the comments have been in abundance in the last 6 months or so. They used to be a side remark at the end of a phone call, now they seem to be the primary purpose of the call. My Gran even offered to send me off to Greece and have all the nice little Greek boys lined up waiting at the airport… she’s working on a list of names at the moment.
So perhaps out of spite I have never really wanted to get married or have kids. Now I am thinking maybe I would like to… of course I’d never let on.
Anyways, back to the whole turning 30 thing. In Adelaide everyone asked me if I was going to do something to celebrate and I hadn’t really thought about it and said I probably wouldn’t… everyone seemed a little upset by this..
I would like to celebrate but not really cos I’ll be 30 but more so cos I’d like to have everyone in the same place at the same time for once. I’d like my early day friends to meet the more recent friends and vice versa… So should I maybe invite everyone to the local pub for a drink or something? But then, who would come? Would it just be me sitting at the bar stool pondering life’s may wonders? And trying to strike up a conversation with the bar tender?
Roon is taking off in July for the UK and I’m back thinking about the teaching English overseas thing…again…Japan was on the cards only prob is it isn’t going to pay enough for me to continue to pay the mortgage. Malaysia pays a little more but eevn the highest salary won’t really cover it.
Haven’t really been into the whole earning the big bucks thing… as long as I could get by… now it seems that if I do the things I actually want to do, I won’t be able to get by… so it stops me from doing them.
Poo.
side note: forgot what a cool moofie Wierd Science is. |
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| install |
[Jan. 1st, 2007|09:42 pm] |
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.
and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to
download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If
that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7..0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background which will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an
unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot
Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support |
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| Vietnam Adventure |
[Dec. 18th, 2006|05:26 pm] |
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| | home | ] |
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| |  chipper | ] |
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| | MOS | ] |
250 exciting photos from Vietnam
by moflaivers |
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| A/S/L? |
[Nov. 29th, 2006|04:10 pm] |
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| | bitchy | ] |
so back in the day, when chatting online first came about and you ventured into a chat room... the first question you were ever asked was ASL?
As in Age, Sex, Location... used to drive me nuts.. heheh but i did get over it.
Now what drives me nuts is fuckers on myspace.com who send me a msg saying... you seem interesting (based on what i don't know) tell me more about you..... WTF? how bout asking me a question and i'll answer... its not a job interview.
3 more sleeps to go.. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 24th, 2006|12:33 pm] |
found 5 different pairs of shoes to match the dress for the wedding and none of them in my heffer size... so cracked the shits and bought more rude red shoes! hehehe still need to find some wedding ones though.
In other news.. The Malaya (sic?) on King Street Wharf/Lime street is brilliant and wine was fantastic. |
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| shopping |
[Nov. 23rd, 2006|02:53 pm] |
How exciting, a chick shopping expedition
You know how much I used to hate to shop? ....… well I am converted.
This evening I have a shopping date to buy funky shoes, handbag, and jewellery for some up and coming events…… YAY!
Never fear, I won’t be going solo, because I’d come home with CD’s, DVD’s and gadgets instead of what I really need. |
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| nice cool change |
[Nov. 22nd, 2006|06:45 pm] |
Call me crazy but being packed on a train like a sardine, smelling
someone else's pits and having their sweat dripping on me just doesn't
do it for me.... Well unless they are a hottie HA!
Success!
Today I convinced moaning yank guy to eat a healthy sambo with wholegrain
bread and sprouts. Is this the start of something bigger? |
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| slippery bits |
[Nov. 20th, 2006|08:01 pm] |
so it was a tad bit warm out today.
Not sure if it is the weather or if i stepped it up a notch this evening... but for the first time in a long time when i was on my machine i actually dripped with sweat.. literally.. felt strange to have it running down place it shouldn't have been hehehe
hehe did i gross you out??? more to come soon... next i'll start telling you all about my trips to the loo and stuff HA! |
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| bo bop de bop whop |
[Nov. 17th, 2006|07:15 pm] |
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| | accomplished | ] |
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| | Soft Cell - tainted love | ] |
worked up the courage and tried something new... a different approach and even though i knew it was way out of my league i was oh so happy with how well it went and even a tad bit proud of myself... then something better came along.
My choice = no more chasing... wait to be chased. |
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