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[Jan. 1st, 2007|09:42 pm] |
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.
and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to
download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If
that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7..0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background which will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an
unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot
Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support |
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